I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
do nipples grow back?
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