i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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