A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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