He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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