I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
These tits shall not be calmed
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I love you.
Bad choice
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