Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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