I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
the liver wants what the liver wants
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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