I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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