I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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