This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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