my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The air was thick with penises
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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