Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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