i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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