that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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