Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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