Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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