I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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