Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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