how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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