Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
His hands were made for my vagina.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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