The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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