I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
