It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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