i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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