what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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