i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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