Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
operation harelip BJ is a go
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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