Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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