ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
There was a lot of him and a little penis
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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