Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
apparently the secret to your success is patron
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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