ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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