420 ftw
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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