a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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