the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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