Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You're earring is so big in my mouth
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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