I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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