There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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