My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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