I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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