glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I see more hoeing in ur future
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