idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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