what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Hippo gnu deer
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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