perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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