"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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