what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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