During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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