Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
