Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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