Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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