if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Dicks are not precious.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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