Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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