Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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