Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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