marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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