you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just pee around me
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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